Blastaway

Awful 90s cocktail of castaway and diamond white.

Brenda got mashed on Blastaway last night

by gingermagic October 12, 2022

bladtong

When someone is having tantric sex and begging for a phalic object in thier butt, after failing Ranger school.

I really want to find an asian wife who will bladtong me.

by Orion's Dagger December 13, 2022

Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023

blastastrophy

The state of Jameson's room.

Jameson! Your room is a blastastrophy. Clean it now!

by worldsfunniestdad February 4, 2023

blastaroony

To blast off somewhere

A big brown log blastaroony into the toilet out of my asshole.

by anonymous June 27, 2023

Blasterous

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly

Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"

by Outsideonthacorner July 2, 2023

Blast

To take a dump in the toilet (nigerian slang)

Guy I need to go an blast !

by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023