April 22

April 22 is national fuck chloe day

Zariya you gonna fuck chloe tonight on April 22?

by Chlrrrr23 April 12, 2019

April 10

whoever is born on this day will be kidnapped

Stranger: when’s your bday
Girl: April 10
Stranger: you getting kidnapped

Girl: a shit

by Anonymoustoooo April 7, 2020

April 18

Someone born on this day is super toxic. They are also those kinda people that think blue eyes are a personality trait. I'm also getting short vibes... Oh and they prolly get "hurt" a bunch.

Person 1: You don't have to start this kinda drama...
Person 2: I was actually born on April 18th so I do actually..
Person 1: I am so sorry!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Your parents don't love you do they?
Person 2: ...-cries like a bitch-

by Mydadcamebackwiththemilk October 28, 2020

14th of April

A day when you pinch guys nipples aka Pinching Nipple Day.

Omg it’s 14th of April, I haven’t made the list of guys who I wanna pinch their nipples yet.

by 14thOfApril May 25, 2018

April 8th

The day when 16 year old Xavier weir Died due to Gunshot wound in his head and shoulder .

"Man did you hear today is April 8th , Long live Xavier Weir ."

" Heard He was number three on google when you searched up Xavier ."

by Elaine Medina September 19, 2019

April 11th

It is a glorious day where you find the sexiest girl you know and smack her on the ass and ask for nudes.

Guy:*smacks girl on ass*
Girl: WTF
Guy: don't worry it's April 11th
Girl: oh ok, you want nudes too?
Guy: hell yeah!

by Spastic nerd April 10, 2019

April 28

The day all the worst bitched were born and the most hated

Hey! its your birthday on April 28 you must be someone no one likes and are an absolute bitch to everyone

by Yoohoo bitch! November 17, 2020