Alexiona

A beautiful, confident, woman who radiates inner strength and love in every room she walks into. She is very extroverted, and has a great sense of humor, though it can make people uncomfortable sometimes because she LOVES making freaky jokes. On that note, she is a real freak and is not afraid to show it. TMI doesn't exist with Alexiona. She has a lot of trauma and a troubled past, but she has become so strong from everything she has been through. She's messy in relationships, but an amazing partner, if you can get her to stay. She doesn't have many insecurities, and is incredible at supporting you and understanding no matter what you're going through. She will always be there for you. She's a bit unorthodox and lives in a way that really shows she doesn't care what anyone else thinks, but it's truly beautiful. Everyone wants to be with her, and you might get some action, but she's rarely going to jump into a relationship. She has hurt people because of what she's gone through, but she isn't a bad person. She has trouble with commitment and loyalty, and this is one of her only flaws. She cares deeply for those around her, loves animals, is highly empathetic. Her smile and laughter are beautiful and she can make you feel better instantly. If you fall in love with her though, good luck, it'll be the best and worst experience of your life.

Everyone needs an Alexiona in their life.

Person #1: That girl is so beautiful and funny, think I have a chance?
Person #2: That's Alexiona, she'll flirt with you but good luck dating her. She's an amazing friend though.

by anonymousanglerfish18 March 18, 2026

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Alicia

“Alpha”
“real nigga”
“All of the above”
“very athletic”
“The smartest” “very intellectual”

Alicia is all of the above, a real alpha sigma I’ve never seen someone so smart and as intellectual as her she’s so athletic and strong the realest n word of all time.

by Therealestyoullcomracross February 8, 2025

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Alexis Ness

Micheal Kaiser's lap dog but that's ok cause i still love him even if he a bit too delusional <333

Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins

Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*

by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025

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Alexis

The final and ultimate form of Nathaniel Crud. This is form occurs when King Crud is dethroned by Morbius in an existential jelq-off crisis.

King Crud is defeated and has no other option other than to evolve into, Alexis.

Often cranky when he does not fulfill his night-time routine of reading “Rich Dad Poor Dad” by Robert Kyosaki alongside a piping hot peppermint tea.

Scraby Scradam: King Crud, what have you done?
Alexis: King Crud is no more. Only Alexis remains.

by Morbacustard February 19, 2025

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