dirty yousuf

The act of placing a lit firework in a woman’s vagina, then placing her missionary and continuing to have anal sex with her. The man will then ejaculate right when the fire work goes off, giving her an explosive load.

Ethan: Do you know where Olivia is? I haven’t seen her in days!
Sam: She had an accident getting dirty Yousuf’d, and had to go to the hospital to get it treated

by thebrownisairborn April 14, 2020

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Dirty Windshield

A sexual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the asshole opens and closes from another person who is crapping on thier face.

Guy 1- "I heard Tommy really loved it when Janice gave him a DIRTY WINDSHIELD"
Guy 2- "I heard that also..."
Guy 1- "Could you give me a DIRTY WINDSHIELD?"
Guy 2- " Oh but of course!"

by PA Control January 12, 2011

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Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.

Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...

by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020

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Dirty Max

When a guy chokes a girl whilst railing her hard with her legs up in the air.

He gave me the "Dirty Max" last night

by Kevinian Apostle Parky March 8, 2022

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Dirty Diner

Reference to a male's or female's booty that is dined upon by their sexual partner in a spirited bout of analingus but it's found to simply be too raunch and unclean to continue.

Did you eat her ass out braaaahhh?
I tried broohhhh but it was a dirty diner and I just had to back out. I can still smell it in my nose and it's been like 3 days ago yo!

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

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