Stale White Bread Boy

The dull guy in movies that falls for a manic pixie dream girl to escape from his mundane life, whithout one the other doesn't exist.
First coined by finalgirlstudios on youtube

You're the stale white bread boy to my manic pixie dream girl <3

by bluebruce December 15, 2023

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

louisiana corn bread

"Louisiana Corn Bread" is done during sexual intercourse when the male partner cracks an egg in the female partners coochie along with adding corn bread mix. Then, the male partner mixes the corn bread up and ejaculates into the batter. This is then baked in the oven and enjoyed with dinner.

Also referred to as "Bobo's Batter" and "Mama's secret

Example: "I'm gonna make some Louisiana Corn Bread of your insides!"

by libtardslayer69420 December 1, 2020

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

bread

a username that literally everyone on the internet uses

"bread"

by wholewheat_bread December 13, 2020

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

by anonymous December 14, 2020