mike

A term used to describe someone exhibiting creepy, predatory, or generally unpleasant behavior, often in a way that is socially unacceptable or morally questionable. Can also be used to refer to someone acting like a douchebag.

"Wow, dude, you're being such a Mike—cut that out!"

"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."

by wuppers February 10, 2025

sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life

Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.

by squigglyb November 23, 2021

Mike

The most buns human being alive

Mike your buns

by John Jeremy January 17, 2021

Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Mike

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap

Mike is being Mike

by Zamina zamina zamina e e e e July 1, 2021

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage June 7, 2011