kyle koyeman

stupid square head

look at that minecraft head bender, must be a kyle koyeman

by All the way October 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle that kinda guy to just Randomly jumps into a fucking table. Has a giant horse penis.

Boy1 : why did that guy just jump into a table?
Boy2 : oh yeh that Kyle you’ll get used to it soon.

by ThatRandoGuy November 22, 2021

Kyle

Closing 40 Mile Saloon Tuesday nights, crispy as a Dr. Pepper. #RollTide

Heard you pulled a Kyle at the bar last night. #RollTide

by Kyle 40 November 23, 2021

kyle

a dumdum that has way too many simps for his own good

damn that guy kyle must make hella bank

by vectorperkins September 15, 2020

Kyle

A Kyle really really love furry friends especially cat. A Kyle would die for a cat he loves them that much

Wow Kyle has 12 cats

by MattCross567 November 24, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.

Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.

His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle

by EveryNormalNameIsTakenAlready June 21, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a the edgiest snek ever and be careful not to step on a faucet of passion around him because you may actually die
Don’t even think about crossing his path because he is always a knight in shinning armor

Omg kyle ur such a snek
Jeez kyle why u gotta be such a snek

Wow kyle ur armor is shinning today

by I am Pedro always August 10, 2021