Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.

Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

the dirty django

The act of putting one end of a double ended dong in your ass and the other in your girlfriends, then proceding to have normal vaginal sex

So fran and i did the dirty django last night, best orgasm ever.

by DJdjango August 11, 2016

dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

Dirty Kenna

When you stick your meat rod in a filthy hooker's hot pocket then her fart box then her mouth repeatedly in that order while shouting "KENNA GIT A WHAT WHAT"

My friend Maurice and I went to Vegas last weekend and had us a Dirty Kenna

by Herbert the per...son April 5, 2020

Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.

Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning

by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

dirty yousuf

The act of placing a lit firework in a woman’s vagina, then placing her missionary and continuing to have anal sex with her. The man will then ejaculate right when the fire work goes off, giving her an explosive load.

Ethan: Do you know where Olivia is? I haven’t seen her in days!
Sam: She had an accident getting dirty Yousuf’d, and had to go to the hospital to get it treated

by thebrownisairborn April 14, 2020

dirty Dawid

When you take two fingers, dip them in mayonnaise and try to finger your flatmates sister while he is asleep.

Did you see Dawid’s hot sister?

Yeah I pulled of the dirty dawid last night!

by Mr. Trank April 16, 2020