9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
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9.th of August

The Norwegian National day to get as drunk as possible, based on last year`s event in norway where close to 100 people met up on an island and got as drunk as possible
Do you look forward for 9.th of August?
"Yes i,m always looking forward to get as hammered as possible"
by jonski3637 April 25, 2022
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long nose 9

Usually referencing a 9mm pistol with a long slide/barrel
For example:

Polo: "aye check out this long nose 9 I jus got"
*pulls out pistol*
Von: "nigga that shit go hard"
Durk: "a nigga always gotta keep a pipe"
*pulls up Inna fucking tank*
by El pinche locoso March 05, 2023
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9 august

the day of sending a pic of your ass to your friend
that means you have to send the photo of your ass to him -9 august
by sonoetero August 09, 2022
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When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9
Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house
by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025
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December 9, 1999

guy 1 : what happened in December 9, 1999?

guy 2 : urban dictionary came.
by guest75462 January 18, 2024
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when you become the literal physical embodiment of boredom, you are so bored to the point that you literally want to kill yourself.
"Hey, I'm so bored and I wanna kill myself."
"1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQqAaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLlMmNnNnBbVvCcXxZz"
by asohifguewrasefi October 05, 2022
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