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IOFBG Shoes

Stands for "I Only Fuck Black Guys" as in Air force 1s (the Og IOFBG shoes) or all white kicks that Lulu loving, Stanley Cup sippin' white girls wear.
Norah is wearing her IOFBG shoes with her fit tonight-girl looking to get some.
by WolfPackers March 12, 2024
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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
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Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio
wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them
by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
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High Tops was produced by Skee Ball, Inc. in 0.

Skee Ball, Inc. released 19 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1980.

Other machines made by Skee Ball, Inc. during the time period High Tops was produced include Alley Hoops, Circus Hi Rise, Killer Beez, Operation Vortex 2000, and Skee Ball Classic.
Bob: I’m going to play the Rare Skee-Ball Hi-Top Shoe Basketball Arcade Game Today.
by Your bob September 2, 2022
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Co-respondent shoes

Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.

In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!
by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021
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shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.
They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.
by DragonWrider October 3, 2020
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Cocksucker shoes

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
by Zack's mom April 5, 2024
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