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Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022
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Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised
some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
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Shoe

by anonymous January 1, 2024
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Going out shoes

A select pair of shoes that is repetitively worn by one attending a fancy or special event. Although these shoes entail no specific price point, the cost of the ‘going out shoes’ is typically set at a price that is moderately expensive, or simply more than what the user would typically spend on a pair of shoes.

Additionally, most people who own a pair of going out shoes will wear the shoes regardless of whether it matches the rest of their ‘going outfit.’

IE A pair of Ugg Boots with a pink and white floral dress(bonus points if it out of season)
Emma: “Oh my god, why is Ms. Anderson wearing fluffy black Ugg boots with a floral church dress? In the summer no less!”

Theresa: “Leave her alone. She probably bought them both years apart and it’s the only nice pair of shoes she owns. It’s her pair of going out shoes.”
by Kademadeintheshade May 5, 2023
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Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky
“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025
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shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.
They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.
by DragonWrider October 3, 2020
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shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021
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