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gag 9

when you go to 9gag and you gag 9 times
wow i gag 9 so much last night please kill me, cant stop my self
by testudins February 24, 2017
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february 9

Ellie's Birthday
Ellie: Today is my birthday
Day: *is February 9th*
by SNACC ATTACC February 10, 2018
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9

9 is a slang for 9mm handgun. If someone says they are gonna put a 9 in you, it means they are gonna shoot you.
1: What's up dickheads? Ugly fat idiots!

2: if you don't shut your fucking mouth I'll put a 9 in you!
by Purpose Inc. January 2, 2017
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9/11-ing

A sexual act where the guy is laying on the bed with his penis pointing to the ceiling. Then after a random amount of time, the girl (literally) runs into the area between the legs of the guy, ferociously licking his butthole and sucking his testicles and dick until he cums.
Friend 1: "Aye man, you hooked up with Steph over the weekend?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man."
Friend 1: "Nicee how'd it go?"
Friend 2: "Surpisingly, she was 9/11-ing me all night."
by HentaiLover69420 February 2, 2017
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Jew out 9

Jew out 9, when someone has fucked you over massively, it can only be described as a Jew out 9
Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’

Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’
by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020
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Simone-9

Simone-9 : The Kinetic Hub made from COVID-19.

Disclaimer_kinetic in red take full responsibility of this definitions publication, we are expecting 'urban dictionary' to publish this definition and are relentless in doing so. This platform is a great source of knowledge and shall the definitions submitted continue to be published without pressure, apposing this instance. Bryn Benn.
So, we call Simone-9. If it doesn't respond, This is not good, if we sucseed in offering a better alternative, and will lead to Kinetic controling and stabalizing the climate crisis. This Response is Required ! Alt. The TLL HUB (Holocaust) will continue to controls society and runs us around in loops.
by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020
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