Lock n' Load

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.

Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.

by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

Pak n Save

Name of a supermarket chain mainly based in the South Island of New Zealand but also has some outlets in the North Island of New Zealand.

At Pak N Save, we buy more, so you save more.

by Karl Leung December 1, 2005

crunk n' funk

When someone achieves the state of intoxication know as crunk and then foolishly and mistakenly acquire the impression that they can rap and proceed to rape your ears with their godawful rhymes.

Whenever that stupid cunt gets a 40 he pulls a crunk n' funk and makes me flip a tit.

by T-Buck November 8, 2007

Hook 'n' Slide

to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.

I just hook 'n' slid your mom

How would you like to.... HOOK 'N' SLIDE!

by Whiteboy1080 October 3, 2010

N*sync

Where your dirty dishes are

I dunno why, but are the clean plates are N*sync.

by wetherjenius November 3, 2006

Jizz 'N' Run

When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.

Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!

by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008

Laugh-N-Pass

Laugh-N-Pass, A common tactic of smoke who does not want to smoke.
What is it? The person that never smokes, rather waits till everyone is laughing then passes at the end of the laughter.

Kevin didnt want to smoke so he waited until everyone busted out laughing. During this time he also laughed and then passed the blunt when everyone was done, completing the laugh-N-pass. During the laughing no one payed attention and figured he had smoked during that time.

by TheRealPops July 8, 2010