Elbow Job

The act of an individual pleasuring ones penis in the crook of their elbow, requiring a flapping motion not dissimilar to the chicken dance.

Amelia gave me the most mind blowing elbow job last night, it had me clucking for a fucking in seconds

by sillyoldwasp April 14, 2018

Jack Job

When you feel that someone is trying to screw you over,or you feel that something is off/not right.

“Damn,man.”....”I was supposed to have today off,now I have to work.”....”This is a Jack Job.”

by jimd8498 June 29, 2019

Mic Job

After a concert you take a man's dick and use it as microphone.

"Dude! You won't believe it! Tiffany gave me a Mic job after that Maroon 5 concert."

by Ettezoj February 25, 2019

c job

Or cj, is another way to say to cunnilingus. It’s is analogous to the usage of b job or bj to refer to fellatio.

How’s Brett’s c job game?
God, I love a good c job!

by PunaniMami September 26, 2019

trap job

when the penis gets locked in the butt hole and you have to cut it out

My wife is sour from last night's trap job.

by flatpat69 December 18, 2017

notch job

Someone addicted to Minecraft porn

Just about every 12 year old nowadays are notch jobs

by ClamJammer911 February 13, 2017

clop job

The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.

I had the craziest dream last night; rainbow dash gave me a clop job

by furry420 March 6, 2017