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Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18
John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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Shake Your Bacon

by Nina Hara November 23, 2020
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Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.
Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2023
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Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.
Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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your mom

a parent for their son or daughter
your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter
by ily.cartii April 14, 2023
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National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun
Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure
by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023
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National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
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