Shit Rumble

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience

Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me

by Torbalan March 16, 2024

shit in yo ass

The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.

Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.

by Legacy 09 July 27, 2010

Shit-tip

The term that is given to a legend. One cannot embody the full energy of the name Shit-tip without performing the dirtiest act known to man. The original Shit-tip is said to reside somewhere in rural Kentucky. He who must not be named coined the term Shit-tip after a pleasurable experience with a man. Also known as Stip, the true meaning of Shit-tip is just the tip with a little bit of shit.

Hey Shit-Tip, how did that large intestine feel?

by TaintBallGun October 27, 2019

shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on

I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding

by jlove6166 April 29, 2020

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024

Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020