hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike
Ima give you this hike dick.
by tyrese hanson July 13, 2020
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dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2015
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Slippy Dick

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
by Sirbro April 08, 2019
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Dick-a-ling

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!
by Twisted6982 March 06, 2024
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dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.
I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!
by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019
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Flubber Dick

When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.
"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"
by mannnysg September 27, 2016
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dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is dick eating but basically at the same time a joke & got me cracking up

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