A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".
John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.
by Uberklokken October 13, 2020

Stray cats that roam the pærk and pee on the bake sale food. Have sex in public and reproduce more shit rats.
by Nicole & Lauren July 1, 2022

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.
Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector
by Chapper27 July 20, 2023

To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.
by tribey77 January 23, 2023

by Ryanthecheese September 26, 2017
