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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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Meanest shit talk

"Meanest shit talk" refers to the most ruthless, aggressive, or cutting remarks someone can make during verbal confrontation or banter. It typically involves insults, criticisms, or mockery aimed at belittling or humiliating the target. This term emphasizes the harshness and severity of the language used in the exchange.
During the heated debate, Sarah unleashed the meanest shit talk I've ever heard, leaving her opponent speechless and defeated.
by Isaac Rothstein February 9, 2024
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Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.
Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn
by sqaur3d February 9, 2024
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Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C
by One5ve February 10, 2024
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Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped
Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.
by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024
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Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024
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am i a shit dog?

This is what Kim Suengmin of Stray Kids says as a mockery for "MOAns".
MOAns: "Am I a shit dog?🥹🥹"
Kim Suengmin: "Yes"
Stays: "Yes"
by aphroditeAgoddess February 12, 2024
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