Shit ass fuck

When a situation is so terrible a single use of profanity is not enough.

Everyone ran well today considering the shit ass fuck winter weather.

by SeanPanini May 23, 2018

Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.

I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.

by Xzyhle February 11, 2022

Shit show

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.

I had a great time at the shit show, I won Caroline a stuffed giraffe!

by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021

Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal

Shit on a stick

by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015

Shit

Your probably shitting as you read this

Guy 1. Shit
Kid1 don’t say that

by My cat might be a alien January 30, 2020

dog shit snow ball

A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.

Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.

by autmwnd February 25, 2015

Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock

Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!

by Flubber92 January 11, 2014