Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

bully shit

Someone who is winning in life

- Bro, Mark had a car when he was 16! He might as well be 18 frrr
- Damn, he’s on his bully shit

by Itz_coollayo June 3, 2022

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.

Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat

by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020

Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"

"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"

by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016

shit skilled

One having no skill in the activity.

One having slower abilities than normal in learning information.

Damn, shit skilled you forgot the finished product.

by zestor August 30, 2006

Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.

My boss is a great shit-buffer.

by olijj February 7, 2022