ass Pike

To annoy somebody beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene it's being more annoying today than usual she's Beyond being a pain in my ass she is an ass Pike

by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

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Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

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bucket-ass

A word used to describe something that is run-down, beat-up, and doesn't appeal to most people, usually used to describe a beater car.

I can't believe you bought the same bucket-ass car.
-Carl "CJ" Johnson

by FatHornyOrangeDino May 12, 2021

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Ass Fusion

The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.

I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.

by climber clown August 6, 2015

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