Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.

Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.

by Lady Lydia of Hawthorne November 30, 2018

shit that fucking bitchmouth

You fucking shit your fucking bitch that likes to fucking fuck gab. You then fucking fuckface your mouth and fuck gab.
You fucking swear your fucking bitchmouth off.

oh we don't like him so shit that fucking bitchmouth.

by epedety November 6, 2020

on no funny shit

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.

on no funny shit tho

by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018

Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse

All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!

by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016

Ain’t shit

Tykiah

Tykiah ain’t shit

by Pseudoscienceanonymous3 June 11, 2018

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015