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Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.
by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019
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swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019
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hot enough to fuck on credit

infuriated to the point that you would fornicate with the form of payment being on credit.
Zoe ditched Bobby for Aaron and he was hot enough to fuck on credit.
by Bobbyp45 October 23, 2017
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fuck off in my fanny

The art of opening a females vaginal cavity and screaming fuck off, with the intention to fill their syfincter with air causing them to do a fanny fart.
oooooh, the air tickes, you just gave me a really good fuck off in my fanny
by BigDDDX May 24, 2017
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Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae

The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)
After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.
by phred512 November 14, 2017
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fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.
Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon
by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018
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fuck my ass please

When someone asks you the question you always wanted to hear.
To have sexual intercourse with someone via the anus.
This is also called an anal.
"Can you fuck my ass please?" admitted Christina.
by viperinafire February 5, 2018
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