ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.

Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”

by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

ass nigga

a bitch who's always its ass when giving a sloppy toppy

This bitch is a ass nigga. she ate my ass the whole time while giving be bj.

by blackbiggiesmalls April 7, 2022

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas

MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!

by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020

My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

Play in yo ass

Slang for beat yo ass

Friend: im trying to fight you
Me: Man don’t make me play in yo ass

by Samme May 20, 2022

goony ass nigga

A nigga who watches the goonies 24/7

What do you call a black guy who watches the goonies 24/7??? What A Goony Ass Nigga

by Jimmy tha Snake!! May 31, 2024