Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Ms. Shit

A teacher who talks and is shit.

Ms. shit is giving shit homework

by the_preppy_hater November 21, 2025

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025

Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit

"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Dumb as shit dickwad

The name says it all

"Fuck off you Dumb as shit dickwad"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Unethical piece of shit

Someone who isn't the average piece of shit

"Look at this Unethical piece of shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025