Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped
by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025

Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.
I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.
I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.
by Dandrew December 19, 2021

by purde June 9, 2018

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
