exseed your expectations

What you hope dat your crop-yield will do, but never really count on it.

Usually da Gurney's, Burpee's, and Park's catalogs really hype and puff da growing/harvest-claims of da little dried things inside their proffered planting-packets, so you should not exactly expect an actual "bumper crop" on much of anything dat you order from them --- about da only germination and flourishing dat will likely exseed your expectations will be all of those blasted WEEDS dat you're constantly having to dig or pull out! :P

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Whack your Weed

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Carry your sword

The capability of chaos and slaughter, but the pride to keep it inside you.

"Carry your sword, always. Dark days will come when you must unsheath it"

by Undeadpilgrim9456 February 11, 2023

your momie

An word play on your mom, sometimes said when saying doing your mom in UK. (that's a joke, but still funny)
Momie is pronounced mom-eeye

Peter says, "Hey David! What do you do on weekends?"
Dave says, "I do YOUR MOMIE on weekends "

by your_father(less) February 12, 2023

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.

Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.

by M33S February 13, 2023