Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021

DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

Refrigerator Dick

When you pour liquid nitrogen on your cock and it freezes. You then proceed to whack it against a table until it shatters

“Dat bitches pussy so cold I got refrigerator dick.”

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX July 29, 2019

Dicking downs

To have sex with a person that has Down syndrome.

Hey see that girl with down syndrome over there? I wouldn’t mind dicking downs

by Masterpatty September 21, 2025

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 9, 2017

Dick Rider

A bitch usually referred to as Immanuel

Immanuel isa dick rider

by Famousboixx January 31, 2018