Colonial Middle School

A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.

person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!

by orange_love374 July 16, 2025

Colonial Middle School

Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.

Colonial Middle School made me develop PTSD

by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025

boarding school

A school where the students are bored in school, often spending long hours in a structured environment that leaves little room for excitement or creativity.

After a year at boarding school, I can confirm it’s just a place where boredom goes to thrive!

by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025

bray school project

A hateful piece of trash and Geneva convention-violating war crime that needs to be JDAM’ed, burned down and destroyed.

Auschwitz is a harmless joke compared to bray school project. BSP turns the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion with the amount of hatefulness it contains and war crimes it’s committed.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 20, 2025

high school

A term that refers to an unregistered brand synonymous with youth culture and nostalgia, often viewed as highly desirable alongside iconic brands like Apple, Nike, McDonald's, and Tesla. In cosplay culture, many women enjoy wearing high school girl uniforms, embracing the aesthetic and playful connotations associated with it.

At the convention, I saw so many cosplayers rocking high school girls' uniform — it's crazy how that style is as sought after as Nike or Apple iPhone!

by Emotional Cruiser July 23, 2025

School Fees

Learning something the hard way, in that you had to pay to learn it.

Dude gives warning: "Be careful of that bird man, she seems like the type that just wants to take half your shit. "

Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"

by Lithium1817 July 24, 2025

Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.

"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"

by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025