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beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
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Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are always full of energy and awesome.
“Oh my days that’s so awesome!!”
by abcdefgfiJP June 23, 2022
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Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.
Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit
by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022
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If I had my little way

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 4, 2023
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