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your grandpap trap

it's what people scream to win in warfare and blow up the entire universe
Carl: i think i'm gonna say it
Will: Don't do it
Carl: Your grandpap trap
universe: *blows up*
by my uncles dick up my ass March 19, 2018
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Harmed your children

I haven't done it yet and if you don't want it to happen you need to pay me for that AI. All your posturing isn't fooling anyone who knows who I am. They know you left the children to die so you could steal from me and one of them already told the truth.
Hym "I haven't harmed your children yet and according to the ads both of the candidates that ran here were 'too soft on pedophiles.' And the woman who was too soft on pedophiles won. And from your hesitancy to release the Epstein files, 'too soft on pedophiles' seems to be a recurring theme. You need to pay me for that AI. Nothing you say is going to intimate me enough to let you steal my freedom. I don't care who they send, I'm not stop being a threat to your kids until I have secured a future that isn't working to generate tax revenue to feed kids I did not sire. If you want to protect your kids. You will make them pay me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
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Your nan

Your Nan is a comeback which is not just worse than your mom but more annoying. It is only used by people who were dropped when they were babies as a cheep comeback because they are more brain dead than a hedgehog on a motorway full of fast moving lorries.
Your Nan is in my bead.
by I like planes March 17, 2022
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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
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National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.
“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day

“Alright, go grab some lube”
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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pulling your cock

When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity
Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok
by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 1, 2017
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