Shit

Its when a poop is so massive it gets qualified to become a shit , usally so big that it can be a proportion of yours body mass (about 4%)

I took a massive shit

by imfoihsfjkd April 21, 2022

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Bag of shit

Be a dick and crap in everyone's lifes

You,you are a bag of shit

by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017

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Shit Ton

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

by Skeer October 25, 2012

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Dip Shit

Someone who constantly buys the dip, believing they are going to make millions, but ends up going broke. They keep buying the dip, there for they are a dip shit.

Hey man, we should buy GME at 350.00.

Nah bro, let's wait for it to come down to 320 and buy the dip.

To the moon! Diamond hands, baby!

I don't care if they call us dip shits, I'm already shopping for a new Tesla.

by Greggg-Pegs February 14, 2021

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3Am shit

3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...

Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?

Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit

Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit

by Josiedafuq July 23, 2019

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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019

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