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A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019
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Thanos ass

Thanos ass is two really big grapes which avarage wheight is 5 kg they are bigger than cars wheel
Omg thanos ass is so big
Look at that thanos ass
by Scaryniggerblack69 May 25, 2022
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Ass Gated

When anxiety hits you so hard that your butthole clenches up like it’s trying to hold on for dear life. It’s that physical reaction that kicks in when you’re stressed out or facing something scary.
1. I was so ass gated when the teacher took few seconds extra before announcing my marks.

2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.

3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.
by SuprWhoppr July 3, 2025
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shitty booty ass

when your booty is so shitty you are unable to clean that shit yourself so you have to phone a friend to help.
"hey Carl, can you please come help me i have shitty booty ass?"
by The original shitty booty February 6, 2024
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pussy ass

SHE HAS A MUTHAFUCKIN PUSSY ASS
by eddidwuiiudihwiiduheduecucehi November 14, 2020
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20 pounds of bounce that ass

Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass
Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?

Boyfriend: sure

Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*

Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024
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pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you
the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you
by bluebear February 17, 2024
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