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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
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Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.
“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022
mugGet the Shit PTSDmug.

Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008
mugGet the Shit In Your Breakfastmug.

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik June 8, 2018
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Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide
by SPART323 May 6, 2024
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Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.
I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out
by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025
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