Shit Shudders

A reflexive visceral tremble after an exceptionally expressive bowel movement.

"That squatty potty causes me to get the shit shudders."
"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."

by Dan Dare 1975 January 1, 2017

Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Full Of Shit

Someone who is just telling so many lies they are full of shit ( the lies are the shit)

Brooo you can win 100,000 dollars from doing this

Man quit being so Full Of Shit

by ToMuRaAlLfOrOnE October 21, 2020

giant steaming shit

A shit witch rips open your asshole that you take primarily after you have been holding it in to finish a game of Call of Duty and

My god bro I took a giant steaming shit I think I fractured my ass

by Normal British child August 29, 2020

Shit-walkin

The type of word used when someone can talk the talk but cant walk the talk.

Someone who runs their mouth but can't back it up.

He's over there talking all that talk and not bringin it where I'm at ... that's shit-walkin

by M.Szymanski January 20, 2024