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Shit Fit

When someone wears an all brown outfit
Look at Matt’s shit fit today
by shitfit846284 February 11, 2025
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Shit damn it

Something that just comes out your mouth when you're really screwed.
John: You know the final's tomorrow right?

Jon: Aw shit damn it!
by Mepman June 15, 2012
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Palm shit

Tray and Reno are walking down the street and see a anti-everything protest.

Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.
by TofuKiba June 22, 2021
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daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.
The daka shits often comes out more than you ate
by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022
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Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser
"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024
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Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
by VoodooJack November 16, 2025
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shit

when u rage in a game that's how u get to say what the fuck or shit man
me:*killed by a creeper*
me: shit
me: *falls at the tower of hell*
me:what the fuck man shit
by precno99playz March 11, 2021
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