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Dick

The part of a man that determines everything about him, examples included but not limited to
° Confidence
°Personality
° Intelligence
° Sexuality
° Masturbating hand motion
Dudes with a 1 inch Dick often use the pointer and thumb teknik
by The one R Kelly couldn't get December 3, 2019
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Dick Pancake

When multiple males smash their penises with a hydronic press. into a dick shaped penis.
Let's make Dick Pancakes with the new hydronic press.
by Gay Ass Niggas December 4, 2019
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big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.
Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?
by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019
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Dick

A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.
“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”

Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019
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Grab dick day

December 5th is grab dick day. U must grab someone’s dick on December 5th.
Josh: today’s grab dick day

Ashley: Aii Bett lemme grab ya dick
by I will eat ur ass December 5, 2019
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Mates with dicks out

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out
by jakerob December 6, 2019
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Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.
Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.
by Boooka December 7, 2019
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