Oxted school

Oxted school is a large school in Surrey, full of inbred discombobulated gremlins and boys who think there on badness constantly ( their not). Be careful if your caught in oxted any time after 3:15 as the backwards students infest the town gassing out oxted with there vapes. Russell’s sexy xxx

“Do you like oxted school” “no.”

by Russelbond!! January 7, 2023

School

Literal fucking hell where we sit in a concrete insanity confinement center for 8 hours a day while old white ladies yell at you the whole fucking day.

Hey lady wanna go to school?
School is so fun....
I learned in school today.

by BigDaddyOppai February 10, 2023

woodgrove primary school

Woodgrove Primary School is one of the slayest Primary School in Singapore. People there either have anger issues, are retarded af or extremely smart. The teachers are a bit stupid tho.

If you want to have boyfriends go to Woodgrove Primary School.

by cringe ahh girl January 29, 2023

charles page high school

The school with the most nicotine addicted students in the U.S. Also home to boys with daddy's money jacked up trucks. Full of mullets and many whores.

I was down at Charles page high school and hit a juul from a hug with a mullet.

by Nicdicss December 31, 2019

fideles christian school

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵

fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.

by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024

School

Something that is 'important' and somewhere where your 'problems' are blamed on 'bullies' and '(violent) video games'
A bell tells you when to be in class, eat, and leave. And also when the teacher becomes the dismissal bell.
We are expected to learn 4-6 months worth of information and remember it within 1:00:00 and this time, remember 8-12 months worth of information within 1:00:00 as well.

School -
S ix
C ruel
H ours
O f
O ur
L ives

Homework -
H alf
O f
M y
E nergy
W asted
O n
R andom
K nowledge

Math -
M ental
A buse
T o
H umans

P.E.
P ointless
.
E xercise
.

Test
T esting
E very
S tudents'
T ime

by Dictionary Man Not November 16, 2021

Devon Elementary School

Devon is a place where if you are a white kid you are now a minority due to the Devon apartments. The place is more crowded than a wave pool at Dorney Park.

Friend:1 Got any curry
Friend:2 Nah but the people at the Devon Elementary School do

by Joe mama 123123 November 21, 2019