jizz willy

Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!

I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!

by Holditin June 3, 2017

Willy Winks

The owner of the Chocolate Factory in Willy Winks and The Chocolate Factory

I want a golden goose, Willy Winks!!!

by geo14geo14 June 16, 2017

stank willy

A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.

Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.

by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017

Pink willy

When you finger blast a girl and after you stick your pussy juice soaked finger in her ear

Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....

by Mypseudonym1234567890987654321 June 20, 2017

titty willy

n. A wet willy, but with a tit instead of a finger.

Damn it Carly! Do not give me a titty willy!

by King Kenobi July 13, 2017

willys nilly

the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.

i went to my moms house and then my dad that should be in prison did the old willys nilly on me.

by ronjeremyuiyt April 19, 2018

willie c

Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.

mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!

prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.

by dawg99 December 11, 2017