by shelden January 21, 2010

Best movie of 2007. Bad enough to be called genius. The plot is so contrived, the acting so poor, the script so inane, that it holds the prestigious honor of being the best movie of the year. And to top it all off, Lindsay Lohan is the star.
"I saw "I Know Who Killed Me" stoned out of my mind and it was incredible. Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan, but that bitch is fucking hot."
by Trossles January 9, 2008

The mnemonic to remember the first five reactivity series of metals from the highest to the lowest, i.e. K (Kill), Na (Nasty), Ca (Californian), Mg (Mangoes), Al (Always)
Teacher: Can you tell me the first five reactivity series in Chemistry starting from the top?
Student: Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always!
Student: Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always!
by Umpteen August 7, 2012

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Video Killed the Radicchio Star Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Self explanatory.
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
by zombitini September 20, 2020

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

by Wolfie the boss May 26, 2021
