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texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.
When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step
by creep_nwwf2 October 7, 2008
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two stroke diesel

A slang word phrase to discribe two lesbian women engageing in intercourse.
"Those two dimes are two stroke diesels."
by Steve the Man in the 813 May 14, 2006
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two headed swede

When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"
Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...
by monnardini April 2, 2009
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Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.
I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!
by Scrunthole June 17, 2018
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one seventy two

A park located between 256th & 257th street on 81st ave in Floral Park, Queens. notorious for its skater/biker crowd and insane drinking/smoking habits. The kids who chill there are very close and if you fuck with one of them you fuck with all of them.

Stay there after dark (after 9PM) and be prepared to get a summons from some awesome NYC cops. Grind a bench...get a summons. The NYPD are all over this park for the many illegal activities that go on here, but the kids don't care, they chill there anyway. 172crew. The originals.

Trails. Soccerfields. 249. Union & Hillside.

If you chill there you love it. You love everyone who chills there even though theres an endless amount of drama.
If you chill there you're proud for some reason, you can't help it. As much as you'd like to be like whatever its just a park, you know its not.

Its a way of life. It's a family. Where else would you chill everyday? Mandees? Maybe.
by stanchi October 26, 2006
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Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).
Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.
by FalconEyes September 25, 2011
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two sides to a book

with 2 sides to a book i licked stmo...
by blitzjean January 7, 2004
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