Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.
Cookie: Let me smell!
Cookie: Let me smell!
by MJG0219 July 03, 2011
by creep_nwwf2 August 12, 2008
When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"
by monnardini April 02, 2009
by Steve the Man in the 813 May 04, 2006
by blitzjean January 07, 2004
Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI
(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)
Noun, Proper
An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).
Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
2016
MMXVI
(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)
Noun, Proper
An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).
Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"
"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"
"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"
"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"
"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"
"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"
"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"
"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016
A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.
How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?
Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!
Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!
by Baldemort April 12, 2021