by Hsjwhgwhdvdh November 24, 2019
Get the nicolas unclemug. He is Uncle to no one.
Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"
Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"
by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024
Get the Unclemug. The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family
Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019
Get the Unclemug. 
by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019
Get the Uncle Naked Spidermanmug. The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-cousin-uncle-in-lawmug. A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it
by NextJen September 7, 2024
Get the Uncle Ben’s Rice Grimemug.