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minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth
bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey
by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
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Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt
by Evilives November 23, 2014
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Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020
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Coles Mud Cake

The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.
Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022
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Louisiana Mud Puff

While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
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White mud-bath

A white mud-bath is the act of filling a glass bong with semen (preferably by everyone in the sesh) and smoking incredibly cheap marijuana through said bong
Person #1: the sesh is gettin stale
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
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Louisiana Mud Bath

While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.
Bro I just gave that girl a Louisiana Mud Bath and now my dick is covered head to balls in shit.
by Link6456 July 31, 2016
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