Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

Framed with Bacon

To be extremely awesome. Based off of an image which shows Joss Whedon playing D&D with the Golden Girls in a pub in a D&D-like world, an image which is, both literally and by this definition, framed with bacon.

Person1: Holy shit! Look at this picture!

Person2: Oh My God! Is that Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie Unicorn?
Person1: It sure as shit is!
Person2: That is totally Framed with Bacon!

Alternately

Person2: Oh My God! It's Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie-Unicorn... Framed with Bacon!!!

by Chashmonit December 24, 2010

alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.

The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.

by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

Turkey bacon

BIG BUTT

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang

by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

by seanferd October 19, 2008

Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016