Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

blue waffle

a waffle that is simply blue colored

kid: did you make me some blue waffles?
mom: yes i did!

kid: yay

by appropriate definitions January 3, 2020

Waffling

When someone is eating a Waffle - the action of eating a Waffle

“Hey guys Haley is waffling right now and I’m jealous”

by Anabelle_salt February 26, 2018

Waffle

Circular of Yum’s To EATS!

Let’s get some waffles to EATS!

by ‘G.P.’ May 1, 2019

cock gobbling slut waffle

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

ROFLMAO WAFFLE

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Another Freak Flies Like Eagle

My buddy told an epic "your mom" joke. I ROFLMAO WAFFLE'd.

by Zsaszrael June 7, 2020