It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
by nanomaton August 05, 2017
After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 26, 2019
When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}
Meat beater:*fap fap fap*
Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?
Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
Meat beater:*fap fap fap*
Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?
Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
by Chebster August 03, 2021
by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 08, 2022
the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.
Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.
Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019
by Nigga Central October 05, 2023
An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
by The Real Detective June 24, 2025