Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

newt hands

A type of hand structure and shape that is similar to the reptile also known as a newt. Giving the hand the its name

Friend: Did you know that Elizabeth has newt hands?
Friend 2: REALLY?! I want to see!
Elizabeth: Guys I’m standing right here

by redjrs2911 February 24, 2020

pp hands

When your hands taste like pp

The gif is is a guy who dont have pp hands

Man: *licks hands
Man: EW MY HANDS TASTE LIKE DICK
Pp hands

by Syphex1 September 13, 2020

shot-handed

A person who cann't face a problem, who isn't prepared for the challenge.

I'm shot-handed, Mr. Walter. What am I to do?

by Leo22 January 7, 2014

hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

dinosaur hands

A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex

"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."

by TBAGGINSES March 9, 2016

Heavy Hands

Adjective used to describe someone who punches very hard.
Also adjective used to describe someone who mastubates a penis way too hard.

Def. 1 "That nigga knocked Lee Roy da fuck out!" "Dam nigga dat fool gots some Heavy Hands!"

Def.2 " Dude my dick be bumpin!" "That Dikeeshi Hoes got some Heavy Hands"

by Dude Alert June 3, 2006