Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.
by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020
Get the Captain Clutchmug. When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
by Cool cunt January 2, 2017
Get the Captain Hookmug. When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024
Get the The Captain Morganmug. When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.
by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017
Get the captains meetingmug. by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
Get the Captain Crunchmug. The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
Get the Road Captain's Favourmug. by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014
Get the assistant captainmug.