by Compmama September 29, 2019
When the person you work with marks off sick or changes what they are going to do for the day and fucks up your entire work day or week.
Why are you in such a bad mood man? I wasn’t supposed to be doing this today but I was bucket fucked again and got stuck with this shit assignment.
by Snarky Smarty October 05, 2020
Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022
When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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by Playtard July 16, 2019
A well used vagina that is full of dents and lacks proper lubrication, the warranty is well over due. ED&MM
That chick has a rusted bucket.
by ED&MM October 01, 2014
Someone who is lazy and stinks. Basically they're like a sleaze bucket, but they have a really horrid stench.
John: When I went to Comic-con there was so many Stank Buckets, I was gagging all day.
Jeff: That's why I'm so scared to go.
Jeff: That's why I'm so scared to go.
by iMakeWordsExist July 14, 2015